Remember that crazy book, The Secret? (Just visualize your mother-in-law disappearing and voila!) Well, this piggy is for people who've figured out that the secret to saving isn't some complicated Wall Street bullshit—it's stacking sats (that means Bitcoin) and passing the marshmallow test (that means you don't touch your Bitcoin for a long time).
Whatever you're saving for—kickstarting a Chinchilla yoga studio, or some assurance your adult kids will never have to move back in—Bitcoin will make your vision great again.